My name is Heather. I love cat videos and coffee and being a colossal jackass. Ask me weird questions and we can be friends.
Posted: 16 hours ago ● 72,891 notesReblog

omg-its-le-me:

best-of-memes:

Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.

You can actually see the moment his soul is crushed

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shsllittlebacon:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

ginnymydear:

DUUUUUUDE

nice but those gears are gonna slice ur finger open lmao good luck playin that

Who cares?

(Source: steampunkart, via catholicnun)

Posted: 19 hours ago ● 38,246 notesReblog

franki3love:

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

my girlfriend.

Posted: 1 day ago ● 392,313 notesReblog

sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere

(Source: deadlords, via urbanclictionary)

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superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

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mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

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crocro-ampora:

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

Is that the Lorax

(Source: okithecat, via katherinecalledkitten)

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earthdad:

the rise and fall

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Get to know me meme - [3/10] favorite female characters: Max Black

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the-times-like-these:

mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

LOOLLL

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Posted: 2 days ago ● 161,613 notesReblog

pocketcucco:

I’m going to leave it there for the 4am crew to find when the lights come on

(via franki3love)

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just-a-penis-with-an-axe:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

let me be free

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