My name is Heather. I love cat videos and coffee and being a colossal jackass. Ask me weird questions and we can be friends.
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Thinking of taking my dahlias out for good and putting my septum ring back in. Dunno guys. It’s tough.

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floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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Cast of ‘Orange is the New Black’ // EMMY Magazine (photo by Steve Schofield) // 2014

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Jessica Lange, Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates, Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters in Freak Show

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mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

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radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

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marlene:

pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

For continuants!

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taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

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hello-sunshy:

Jena Malone by Austin Hargrave x The Hollywood Reporter

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lolitastuff:

Victorian Maiden- Rose Flocky Skirt

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officialunitedstates:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"

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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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applesandelephants:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

this is my new favorite thing

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ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

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