My name is Heather. I love cat videos and coffee and being a colossal jackass. Ask me weird questions and we can be friends.
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I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook


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Аbandoned houses

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sometimes ur so cute and i wanna squeeze ur cheeks and kiss ur nose other times ur really hot and i wanna touch u inappropriately and make u moan 

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Ah yes, the flute

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I remember when Norman had to give me a piggy-back ride, every single take would be like “Oh God!” That line where he’s like “you’re heavier than you look” …I don’t think that’s in the script.

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Normandy landing that you didnt see. 1944

Red Cross workers.

That is seriously the most badass thing I’ve ever seen.

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Friday’s outfit 👾

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If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards

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Artist: The B-52's
Track: Rock Lobster
Plays: 837

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"Only the strong go crazy. The weak just go along."

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your fuckin horoscope


Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

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Artist: The Outfield
Track: Your Love
Album: Play Deep
Plays: 1157


The Outfield // Your Love

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My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

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